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18 December 2009

The Journey of the Calendars (and my Sweet Readers)

Disclaimer: I promise this will be the last calendar post for ... well... a while.
Pinky promise.
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My calendar project has been a lot of fun - a lot of fiddling and addressing and mailing out, but a lot of fun and joy also. The batch I got printed up seemed to fly out the door almost as soon as they arrived (I have clung onto one for me and a couple for Christmas gifts, but otherwise, they are GONE baby!).
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Among the amazing things about this project has been tracing the journeys of each calendar. I said originally how much it would tickle me to know where they end up - and some people (my wonderful readers mostly) have come up with the goods. Not only do I know where they are going (having addressed each one by hand) but I am getting to see where they landed!
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It's something I really didn't anticipate or expect... that people would take the time to let me know how they felt when they opened the package, or even take photos of the calendar in their home and with the person for whom they had bought it.

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This is where they (sort of) began ...

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...pictured arriving at Granite Glen mailbox after printing, and thoroughly investigated by Violet. I don't have pictures of the chaos that ensued as I addressed each one. It was big and it was glittery and silver hearty. Messy. No-one needs to see that. Heh.
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The first image to land in my inbox was of our sweet Melbourne gent with his BB planner for 2010, given to him by his lovely daughter.
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He won the contest for the first posted calendar to reach its destination. No prize I'm afraid... just a second run with your smiling mug in this blog!
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Then the fabulous Kate of Utah Zen shared shots of her copy in... well... Utah, USA.
(I kinda get goosebumps when I realise how far some of these things are travelling!)
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Apparently Kate liked it!

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And she really liked her birthday month too...kate with calendar a
Kate's a long-time reader and all-round nice chick. We need to find her a hot Aussie horseman to settle down with. (She hasn't asked me to do this, but she's a mad Jim-the-Man-From-Snowy-River fan and I thought I'd just put some feelers out in case any of you have a brother who needs a sweet girl!). She will possibly consider hot Utah horsemen at a pinch. Sorry Kate, I'll shut up now!
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Kate shares the month of birth with Mr Incredible. Which is why I used this shot of him mustering in the rain for June - it's an image that brings back nice (wet weather) memories. Cause boy do we need the rain now! But this is not a weather post, so I'll leave that stream of consciousness right there, okay? (Man, I'm rambling today, no?)
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A little closer to home, Wendy from Southern Queensland felt the urge to share also.
Here is her calendar posed gorgeously with some amazing roses.

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Her own blooms, I assume? I can almost smell them from here... mmmmmm.

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I know the calendars have also made it to Paradise, Canada and Alaska and Arizona and Switzerland too. If you have one and are happy to share, send me a pic. Your smiling face would be nice, but if you want to be incognito that's fine - maybe a backdrop of snow or desert for contrast?

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Of course I have had a failure - two calendars were returned by Australia Post with a 'not known at this address' note. Email me please Accidental Housewife!! And Bill, it's in the mail I PROMISE... that dastardly hairy, smiling ears pony held me up. Naughty thing.

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So that's it folks.

The Calendar report for 2009.

They're all gone.

But I suspect there could be a 2011 version in the pipelines.

I'll leave you with the Christmas image for 2010...

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Thanks again y'all. You make my day, daily.
I have the best darned readers in the universe!

17 December 2009

Six White Boomers

I feel the need... the need for ... a spot of Festive explanation.
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I put up a new header for December with a bit of a bush Christmas twist. But I realise that for those who aren't .. well... Aussie, it may require a little more description for the line used to make sense.

"Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun..." comes from a song written by the incomparable Rolf Harris (name me one other songwriter who can also paint like a demon and was a champion backstroker?). The song is called 'Six White Boomers', and describes an Australian Christmas including reference to our very non-snow-like climate and replaces the reindeer with some warm-blooded creatures a little more able to stand the heat.
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Boomers refers to male kangaroos - and yes I had to look that up myself. We don't go round pointing out the boomers in the paddock (I tend to think of Axel's offerings as stinking boomers in the houseyard, but that's a whole nother blog post!). I do remember singing this song as a child though - at a night-time event called a "Christmas Tree" all lined up on stage with my classmates. The event was for the neighbourhood kids in a tiny little unlined timber hall in our blink-and-you'll-miss-it 'town'. I recall absolutely loving this particular item on our playlist - an early taste of the irreverence that tickles me so.
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Here are the words (and below them is the Rolf Harris version for you to sing along to!).
I do apologise to anyone remotely serious about photography and Photoshop for my bodgied-up image of some local roos and a Santa silhouette.
Hey, I tried (it was late, OK?). Heh.
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SIX WHITE BOOMERS
By Rolf Harris & John D. Brown .
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Early on one Christmas Day, a Joey Kanga-roo,
Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo.
Mummy, where's my mummy, they've taken her a-way,
We'll help you find your mummy son, hop on the sleigh.


Chorus:
Six white boomers, snow white boomers,
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.
Six white boomers, snow white boomers,
.. On his Aus-tra-lian run.


Verse:
Up beside the bag of toys, little Joey hopped ,
But they had'nt gone far when Santa stopped.
Un-harnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why,
Then he heard a far off booming in the sky.


Chorus: Six white boomers ...

Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat,
Took his fur-lined boots off to cool his feet.
Into one popped Joey, feeling quite OK,
While those old man kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh.

Chorus: Six white boomers ...

Joey said to Santa, Santa, what about the toys,
Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys.
They've all got their presents son, we were here last night,
This trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight.


Chorus: Six white boomers ...

Soon the sleigh was flashing past, right over Marble Bar,
Slow down there, cried Santa, it can't be far.
Come up on my lap son, and have a look around,
There she is, that's mummy, bounding up and down.


Chorus: Six white boomers ...

Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had,
Curled up in mother's pouch all snug and glad.
The last they saw was Santa headed northward from the sun,
The only year the boomers worked a double run.


Chorus: Six white boomers ...

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Ready to sing now?

The following clip is slightly disturbing (there's an animated bit which freaks me out slightly) but ignore that and belt it out with me...

What's your local spin on something Christmassy?

(And is 'Christmassy' even a word?)

15 December 2009

Something to make your jaw ache

No. I did not take these photos.

My sister-in-law's cousin forwarded the pics to me. Or something like that. But I can tell you, if I had been there (at a place described as the '22 kilometre Lake Lindsay overland conveyor route' near German Creek Mine in Central Queensland) I would have been shooting that Nikon off like there was no tomorrow.

Seems to be some kind of python (Morelia spilota or carpet python would be my guess) who was sooooo hungry he took on what can only be described as QUITE a mouthful...

Apparently they suffocate their prey before 'swallowing' or literally wrapping their body around their meal. My clicky jaw hurts just looking at this.

Of course my sympathies to the wallaby too.

We have lots of pythons here - we see their abandoned skins more often than the snakes themselves. The largest scrub python I have seen was as thick as a (working) man's arm and about 10 feet long. Usually they are slow-moving and quite beautiful. Except (I imagine) if they are swallowing a family pet. Or worse.

Soooo... anything freaky in your neck of the woods lately?

14 December 2009

Among my many annoying habits...

...is my uncanny ability to land a really good park - it's like an Olympic sport to me.
I despise bad parks.
And I have not lost my touch despite being bush-bound for three years.
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A few basic good-park rules:
Circling is OK.
Stalking IS allowed.
But crankiness is NOT.
Never, ever.
(Good parks come to those who are patient and calm.)
Most importantly, always, ALWAYS go for the best park in the house.
Or in this case, in Chermside Shopping Centre during pre-Christmas madness.
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Despite a few squillion others shopping there yesterday, we landed this little beauty:

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Honey, it just doesn't get any better than that.
Step out. Onto the pedestrian crossing. Through front doors.
Oh yeah!
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(Another annoying habit might be my crowing about my parking achievements.
Let's explore that in another post, shall we?)

13 December 2009

Monotones and My Girl

One of my favourite bloggers is holding a little contest on her blog at the moment. It's calling for black-and-white images from bloggy photographers, and while I don't tend to do the 'who has the best photo' thing too often (I really don't think my shots are technically up for it) I entered one image I had taken of my girl on a swing in our back yard.
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I chose this one....
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Because I like the movement and the bokeh and the sharpness and the anonymity of it.
To most people, it could be any little blonde girl.
Any little girl flying high in a swing in any backyard.
But it's not.
I know those untamed curls.
And that loose grip that speaks my girl's confidence and joy of heights.
And the hand-me-down t-shirt from her big brother.
Every pixel of this image is familiar to me.
Perhaps that's why it speaks to me so?
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If I wasn't being technical (and let's face it, that's pretty much all the time) then I'd choose this image. There is no missing the toe-curling joy here. Or the smile of her proud Daddy in the background. There is no other little blonde girl that this could possibly be.
This pic makes my heart sing. Pure and simple.
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Actually, it might be the little person being photographed that has that effect on me.
She's stubborn, diminutive, sparkly, feisty, loving, sweet, fiercely loyal and ...
it's her birthday.

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I love you more than words (or pictures) can say.

10 December 2009

Messin' with Mirages

I hate to harp on in my weekly (kinda, sorta) weather reports here at the Bush Babe blog... but have I mentioned its a bit hot? Uncomfortably, sweatily, ruddy-faced hot. Make-up sliding right off your face and onto the floor hot. Skin sizzling hot. Yearning for snow kinda hot. Have I mentioned it? Oh... I have? Right then.

Moving right along.

Would you like to see a snap from our recent weekend away to the gorgeous Darling Downs region? Here's one I snapped from the car window as we headed home - sorry you are not getting the elegant expanses of Toowoomba's amazing fig-tree lined Margaret Street. Or the lush gardens throughout this great town/city. Or the shakin' down nightlife we discovered there. No. THIS is what I give you... mirages.
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Outback maths: Flat open expanses plus heat equals shimmering horizons.
Kinda groovy really.

I messed with it a little: this is with Pioneer Woman's Soft & Faded action.
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Now with PW's Fresh & Colorful
(not sure you can make a mirage 'fresh' but I tried!)
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And with a textured action I discovered somewhere called Vintage.
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A bit 'worked' maybe?
I actually don't mind this... looks like something my grandmother might have seen about 80 years ago. If her eyesight had been dodgy when she was about 20.
But you know what I mean...
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What is your favourite version?
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And while you are in the comments section (you know you want to) can anyone out there beat our forecast maximum of 38 degrees Celsius (minimum of 19 degrees?).
And while we are all competitive, who can go the lowest?
I NEED to read about something other than extreme sunburn here people... because according to our weather bureau the thermometre will plummet with showers (of less than one mm) to a chilly 34 degrees on Monday.
Can't. hardly. wait.

8 December 2009

Vignette #2: A Real Good Mother

We have had lots of highlights and a couple of lowlights with our calving this year.
We pride ourselves on breeding low-maintenance cattle and excellent mothering cows. But when something happens that leaves a calf unusually vulnerable, we humans try our best to nurture these poddies and replace the missing Mama cows with our own brand of TLC...
but sometimes it's just not enough.
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Our latest drama has fallen into this category.
I haven't really been able to bring myself to blog it til now.
It's a little bit confronting, but I reckon the latest twist in the saga warrants a post.
A few days ago, while we were away, a calf was found badly injured in a paddock beside a road.
I felt sick when I heard the news And it was not just any calf but a gorgeous show-quality bull calf. This guy was not a baby (like this dude was) ... the injured calf was about ten weeks old and glossy and in very good condition. He also had a great calm nature and appeared very alert, despite his injuries being quite extensive.
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Some great teamwork between my Dad, our wonderful off-sider Lila and our neigbours kept this little fella alive. They kept giving him water, erected a tarp to shield him from the worst of the sun and injected him with anti-inflammatories and antibiotics. He could not walk or stand at all, with suspected spinal or hip injuries. Depite the constant care and visits, no-one ever saw his mother near him. We knew which cow she was, but with no sign of her during the regular checks and drive-bys, we decided she thought he had died and abandoned him.
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So on our return to Granite Glen, we slid him into a horse float and brought him home from the paddock for some intensive TLC. We treated him and got him to drink, but could not tempt him to eat hay or calf crumbles or grain. It was very disheartening. Despite his good condition and great temperament, he had to eat something to have a fighting chance.
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Mr Incredible and Dad decided to bring his mother in this afternoon. We didn't know what good she would do - as much as we tried to encourage him, and as hard as he tried, his legs JUST wouldn't work. He buckled and fell at every attempt. And she seemed to have shown very little interest in him since his accident.
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On walking off the truck, the cow bellowed and immediately (despite not calling for her at any time before) he answered. They called back and forth as we moved him gingerly into a yard from the horse float, sliding him down the tailgate. As we released her into the yard, he tried once more to stand...

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But to no avail.
The cow marched around the yard, seeming to look for a way out.
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Her udder was very full and probably uncomfortable and we thought about trying to milk her but decided to leave them both for the night to settle down.
We sighed heavily, put some hay in a feeder and checked her trough
before heading up to the house.
It had been a long, hot day at the yards for us all,
and we were all tired and (I have to admit) a little bit 'down'.
As we prepared to shower and get dinner ready,
Dad called out from the yards.
Mr Incredible went outside to see what was wrong.
And then he told me to grab the camera.
So I did.
And this is what I found...
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This cow has literally reversed up to the paralysed calf ...
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And patiently stood over him, allowing him to suckle from each teat...
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And I would say that each night (three in total)
that he was out there in the paddock beside the road,
while no-one was looking or driving by...
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That this is EXACTLY what she was doing,
to ensure her baby got the nutrition he needed.
Even if she couldn't understand why he wouldn't get up and follow her,
or stand and suckle like normal....
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I swear that is a tear of joy and relief you see there...
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This will no doubt be an ongoing story,
and you need to know it may not have a happy ending,
because sometimes it gets very, very real out here...
but I know this much is true:
whatever the ending is like,
it will be a story about
a REAL GOOD MOTHER.