Dash and I were waiting at Violet's bus stop this afternoon, after the kids' first day back at school and Kindy after the holidays. He was chattering away, filling in the three minute period of stillness we get between the pickup-at-his-bus-stop, drive-13-minutes-to-her-bus-stop, pick-Violet-up-and-head-the-20-minutes-home routine we do on Kindy days.

To distract him from the latest bit of war-literature he had nabbed from school, we were flipping through a women's magazine admiring the dresses (I like to keep him well-rounded). After deciding that Jennifer Love Hewitt was wearing the nicest frock on the red carpet, we chanced upon the token 'serious' article in the glossy publication.
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"Mum?" Dash asked, brow furrowed.
"Hmmm," I responded absently.
"Who is that pretty lady?"
"That's Mrs Obama, Dash. Isn't she lovely?"
"Oh yes! I like her smile...
And who is that man beside her?" he adds as an afterthought.
"Why that is MR Obama darling - he's quite an important man, you know."
"Really? What does he do?"
My son stares hard at the photo of the most famous face in the world.
"Well, he's the President of the United States," I explain.
Small silence.
"But what does that mean?" he asks intently, eyes unwavering on the page before us.
"Well, he leads one of the biggest, most powerful countries in the world."
Dash's eyes go quite wide (and if you know Dash, that means there is very little room for anything else on his face!)...
I wait with anticipation for his reaction to this announcement.
He doesn't disappoint.
"You mean...
You mean, everybody in the whole 'Nited States has to, umm,
like, tidy up before the clock chimes when HE says so?"
"Yep, mate," I said with barely a quaver in my voice...
"That's pretty much it."