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Showing posts with label deadly stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deadly stuff. Show all posts

27 October 2008

Wagtails Weekend Wake...

Our willy wagtails nest has been the focus of much attention recently. Tucked away cleverly in the very corner of the roof rafters on our outdoor laundry, this tiny nest of woven cobwebs and horsehair has been housing three baby birds.
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Well. It was.
On Saturday I went downstairs to change a load of washing, check on the ankle-biters activities in the backyard, and see if SSB wanted a cup of coffee.
And as I came back upstairs, I looked up (as is now my habit) towards the nest.
Something was hanging from the side of the little grey structure.
Too big to be a moth.
Too small to be a bat.
I looked closer.
*gasp*
Oh no. A tiny, limp, naked baby bird.
It's teeny toes tangled in some horse hair.
Unopened eyes still sightless.
Quite lifeless.
So, before the kids came up for smoko, I grabbed some tongs, climbed the ladder and gently removed the little body from the edge of the nest. The poor little barely-feathered friend.
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The parent Willy Wagtails were chirruping at me quite busily as I performed my grim little task. And as soon as I was down from the ladder, they were noisily inspecting the nest. I felt dreadful, but hoped they would simply focus their energies on the remaining chicks. I am not sure what they would have done with the remains of the dead chick - but am certain it was better away from the surviving siblings.
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Then Sunday morning, having discussed the "wagtail situation" with SSB, he offered to check the other chicks. I had tried to stay away from the nest to let the family settle again the previous day, but was keen to know how they were faring.

He shook his head as he came back into the kitchen.
"Only one chick," he said.
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I was dismayed. What had happened to the second chick... perhaps it had tried to fly to coop too soon and fallen to the concrete. Perhaps Middy (the cat) had cleaned up. Who knows.
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Then there was one.


It's still there. I checked myself.
With both parents feeding it like crazy.
I wonder if it wonders where it's brothers went?
Or if it's eyes were still closed and it has no memory of them?
I wonder if Willy Wagtails take these things in?
Or are they so bird-brained they cannot count?

I wonder if I'm the only ridiculous person worrying about such things?
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Perhaps there's a lesson to be learned here?
Perhaps Leslie's students (who are apparently keeping an eye on the Granite Glen nest-cam) can shed some light on it for me. Failing that, David Attenborough? (C'mon, stop lurking man! Heh.)
Or perhaps it's simply this:
Mother Nature is a cruel, cruel beast sometimes.
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(Unless both the little victims got tangled in the blinking sticky tape...
then I'm really in trouble!)
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Signing off and handing in my Honorary Mother Nature crown...
BB

7 October 2008

Garden hoses... or not!

Just to momentarily divert from my recent theme of CUTENESS...
I have a little poser for you.
No prizes today, but you may need your Depend in place!
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QUESTION:


WHEN IS A GARDEN HOSE NOT A GARDEN HOSE?

ANSWER:

WHEN IT'S A SIX FOOT LONG BROWN SNAKE!

And before any of you ask, YES it is deadly.

And YES it was in our garden.

And YES the children were safely flung up onto the pool table.

And NO I cannot tell you what happened next.
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Let's just say, there are plenty of his comrades still roaming the countryside! SSB saw eight (you heard me!) of these suckers in one day last week! Just in case you are wondering, I did a little Wikipedia search for you and here is what I found:
The Eastern Brown Snake is the second most venomous land snake in the world after the Inland Taipan Although Eastern Browns will seek to avoid confrontation, their venom is very toxic, and can be fatal; even juveniles have caused human fatalities. The venom contains both neurotoxins and blood coagulants.[3] Despite the potency of the venom, the pressure immobilisation first-aid technique is highly effective (as it is for all Australian venomous snakes).
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And they wondered why I was such an AVID STUDENT at my first aid course before moving back from the city? Duh!
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This post should be filed under a new category: Yet Another Reason Bush Babe Doesn't Get Around to Doing Her Daily Walk More Than Twice a Year.

Nuff said.

11 September 2008

Red hot and little devils....

This week has been action packed at Granite Glen... as you may have gathered, it's burning off time here. Old dry grass is being set alight to make way for sweet new growth to come through. It's fun but dangerous work (like most of the chores around the property, now I come to think of it!) and preparation needs to be undertaken to ensure that valuable assets don't go up in smoke too!
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SSB took the kids for a drive in the old tractor down to a block at the southern end of the place, to prepare for the fires that were planned. The kids of course, thought this was a hoot, perched on the bench seat beside Dad as the grand old orange vehicle bounced it's way down the road.


This is the tractor - it has a blade in front to push logs etc out of the way, and a grader blade attached to the back to, well, grade things. Can you tell I'm not an expert on tractors? Actually I'm not an expert on much really. I might stick that in the header for this blog, in case someone arrived here expecting sage advice on anything farm-related!
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Anyway, enough about me, back to the old tractor... It's not shiny but it does a great job and there is plenty of fresh air for co-pilots!! And my hubby, who for so long was cooped up in an office in the city, does love having all this space and fresh (if slightly smoky!) air in his work space.
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I arrived an hour and a half after my crew set off, with picnic organised and having done a small mountain of tasks (child free!). I found my troupe at a set of tanks atop a hill - SSB was using the blades on tractor to clear the dry grass from around the tanks. Seeing his co-pilots were no longer in their seats, I was a bit startled to spot that the kids watching me ...


from a rather interesting vantage point!


SSB figured they were safer there than at ground level after arguing their wee little butts were sore from all that bouncing along dirt roads. I saw his point but (suppressing a minor coronary) still immediately asked:


D'ya think it might be a good idea to come down from way up there??
TLW was ready to clamber down but Dash was in no hurry...


... apparently the sky was groovy from this angle...


TLW was delighted with her very grubby hands, from 'helping' Daddy so much...the word 'tomboy' comes to mind...


SSB decided to step in and ensure our little larrikans got down safely...


Before climbing aboard the Orange Express to do another round of clearing and head for the Hilton for smoko...


Dash was co-pilot again as his Da' man-handled the 'old girl' (NB most vehicles are called 'girls' around here - I have no idea why!) down the hill.

What does this lever do Daddy?
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Now I realise this post is a bit long already, and most of you will have gone completely to sleep by now, but I thought I might illustrate what happens when fire gets hold where is shouldn't... grab a cuppa now if you like!
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After finishing clearing around pumps and tanks, we headed east to check out some darker smoke in a neighbours paddock.

(Aside: how groovy are the colours? Red, red road, vivid new green grass, sooty black burnt grass, and blue and black sky... yum!)

But black smoke usually means something more than grass is alight...
and we discovered a gate on fire!

It was smouldering in several places, and we scrambled for some water to douse the embers. We found a small waterbottle and a couple of drinking flasks in the ute.

Man, I always wanted to marry a firefighter!!! My hero!!

And we also discovered a very old (unused) shed sending red-hot flames high into the air. The kids eyes almost popped out of their heads, and they went very quiet as they took in the heat and haze and the hues. We decided our water bottles would be no use against this little inferno, and headed for home.

It was a quiet drive back to the house after a big morning... with all of us silently contemplating the panorama whizzing by... the wonderful new shoots of green against the sweeping noir of the paddocks behind. And the memory of the dangerous flickering edge to the brilliant flame-orange of the flames that bring it all about.

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A lesson that will stay with Dash and TLW for a long time...

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BB Question: What lesson do you remember best as a child?

30 April 2008

Sssssuper engrosssssing!

'What the?' Wednesday...
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Dash was utterly mesmerised at the local show by one display in particular...
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He stood in this exact pose for about half an hour
during this particular demonstration...
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Can you guess what it was?
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It wasn't the dodgem cars
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It wasn't the laughing clowns
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It wasn't the showjumping horses
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It wasn't the woodchopping
(although he did think that was 'pretty cool Mum'!)
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And it wasn't the led bulls
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Or the colourful chooks
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It was this little fella...
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The Fierce Snake

The Deadliest Snake in the World.

I don't think Dash blinked for a good 20 minutes...

His Mum, well, she was not so keen, and made sure the nice man packed it safely away in it's hessian sack home at the end of the show! Then she made the fatal mistake of googling it when she got home:

"A single bite from the Inland Taipan contains enough venom to kill as many as 100 human adults, or 250,000 mice The average venom yield of this snake is 44 mg, with a 110-mg being the largest recorded yield. Its venom is 50 times more toxic than that of the Indian Cobra and 650 - 850 times more toxic than that of a Western- or Eastern Diamondback. The Inland Taipan has an extremely neurotoxic venom which can cause death to an adult human in as little as 45 minutes. Although highly venomous it is a relatively timid snake provided that it is left alone."

OK... timid they may be, but when one bite can lay out 250 000 mice?

Not cute at all, my friends, not cute!

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(BTW I highly recommend the jumping castle for its distraction value when one's son is overcome by Steve-Irwin-itis.)