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10 August 2009

Enough of me already!

A quick note to say I have changed my blog header image (above)
from this:
and instead I give you:
Roos and Emus...
a Bush Babe version of the Aussie coat of arms if you like.
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The previous one had only been up a few days but I simply could not bear looking at my freaky psuedo-serious face anymore!
I rather like being behind the lense, not in front of it
(and behind it at the same time, if you look closely - pic taken via the car mirror).
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Thoughts people?
And ideas for next header?

8 August 2009

Visit to the Vet

I stumbled on this group of photos tonight... they were taken in April, when Axel (our ludicrous Great Dane puppy) was getting his vaccination shots at the local vet.

Yes, I DO understand that I am supposed to blog-as-it-happens but I got busy. And disorganised. And this is too cute to miss, so pretend it's four months ago, OK?

This series was taken as Axel arrived (all bumble-footed and puppy-like) at the surgery and was confronted by the little terrier puppy (a similar age I think) who owned the place. He scampered under the Prado and had to be coaxed out. Tail between legs initially, as the terrier yipped at him to play, Axel was all:

"Oh, sorry, you live here?

Sorry, you want me to leave?

Oh? You want me to play?

Oh, you sure? Don't beat me up, OK??

Note the paw reference halfway through the set, as I coax them into the waiting area and they finally make friends, as only dogs (and young men) do...

I also should preface this slideshow by also saying that our vet is in love with our Great Dane puppy. He was in love with our previous Great Dane goofball and I suspect he would fall in love with ANY Dane that entered his premises.
I mean, who wouldn't, right?
(Dad, don't answer that please!)



Oh, and lastly, please understant that this was taken a long time in dog years ago. Axel is now about three times this size.

Unfortunately, he has no idea of the transformation he has undergone and continues to cower at anything that stares him down. Like the horses, the cat and the weaner bulls. I was considering showing him a mirror, to try and get through that he is almost the size of a small pony (if not quite as round!) but am afraid he might have a coronary.

A 'real' farm dog, he ain't!

7 August 2009

Freaky Friday...

It's funny the things you see on the way to a meeting, isn't it?
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You know, when I was a city chick, I would see all kinds of crazy on the way to work at George Street - addicts straining to appear straight as they stumbled home from an all-night bender somewhere, schoolkids up to mobile-phone mischief on benches waiting for school buses, businessmen sweating profusely as they squeezed their suited-up bulk into the standing-room-only jam of the third car of the Roma Street express. You know the kind of thing. All highly entertaining on a hour-long commute from the 'burbs.
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These days, when I head to a meeting to discuss our family business, the loons I come across are of a different breed altogether.DSemu_0042

Can you see what I spotted as I drove up the paddock (with the ipod happily blaring on the shuffle setting) to meet the boys this week?

(And yes I know the photo is hazy... it's taken through the smeary dusty windshield, what do you expect!?)

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Oh yes.

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Freaky Friday Full Moon Crazy bird alert...

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Hello bird brain!

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I think emus are the weirdest of Aussie creatures...

they stalk around all knobby-kneed in straggling gaggles,

mindlessly darting whenever the bird in front so much as twitches,

with their phoofy feather tutus,

and starey amber eyes.

Their kind of freakiness is quite hard to describe really -

maybe "sepia-hued Lewis Carrol versions of awkward prehistoric ballet bird dancers"?

Yeah. Nah.

I should shut it and let the photos do the talkin'...
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This particular gang didn't bolt immediately as I let the Prado idle closer,

they were tense but curious ...

(and apparently closet fans of Guy Sebastian's 'Midnight Hour').
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This one seems to be thinking:

I am exactly the same colour as the dry foliage here...

and if I hold still, no-one could POSSIBLY see me in this clever disguise!

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While his brothers are bravely sneaking closer (in gaggle formation) and thinking:

What is that strange white rectangle?

And what is that funky music ...

could it be Guy Sebastian?

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And this one is all:

'I'm gonna do everything I told ya,

In the Midnight Hour!'

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And this one is muttering:

For Heaven's sake, the things you see on your way to a meeting!

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So...see anything freaky - freakier than BB communing with giant flightless birds - today?

6 August 2009

Flower confession time

I have to admit it...
I have a strange flower fetish.
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It's to do with bunches of flowers...
I cannot leave them mixed.
Our Small Town only offers mixed bunches of flowers
- either lilies-and-gerberas or native-banksias-and-waratahs -
which I purchase and then attack immediately upon arriving home.
I have to carefully separate the lilies
from the gerberas
and the greenery.
Separate vases.
Can't stand them all mixed up.
What on earth this says about me, I don't know.
(And, to be frank, I am not sure I want to!)
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So let us ignore my obvious control issues,
and instead let us feast our eyes upon the beauty of the gerbera.
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This is surely my favourite flower...
I adore the delicate clean daisy-like formation.
Simple, colourful, striking, non-perfumed.
(I have a sensitive, sneezy kinda nose
- and a it's ludicrous little sneeze at that).
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The gerbera were my wedding posy flower - no fuss, no worries.
And you know what - in the garden they are almost indestructible.
They thrive on neglect - utterly my kinda flower.
I predict mass plantings of these plants in the Granite Glen garden.
I am a mass plantings kinda girl too.
Again with the no-mix thing...
Of course the one thing about gerberas is that
when they are done,
they are DONE.
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A little like me.
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What kind of flower rings your bells,
makes your skirt fly up,
or just makes you smile?

5 August 2009

World Weather Watch - August 5

Have I mentioned how dry it is here?

Yes? Oh that's right.... I did that already!

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Our few lonely clouds just cannot get their act together to precipitate.

Outlook for today (Wednesday August 5):

Temperature: 5-25 degrees Celsius (not bad)

Wind - 9km/hr ESE (nice)

Chance of Rain - <5%> 1mm (= sweet nothin'!)

I guess two outa three ain't bad.

So, what's happening out your window?

4 August 2009

Done and dusted...

You know how bushies (and farmers) always complain about the weather?
It's all:
'When's it gonna rain?'
And there's 'bin nothin' in the gauge this month'...
How it's too dry!
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Well honey...
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Colour me red and dusty and whingy!
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For Pete's sake Hughie...
Where's the flamin' rain, already??

3 August 2009

Toasted

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We did it.
My Dad has been well and truly toasted (but not too badly roasted) at his 'almost 70' soiree at Granite Glen house. It kind of turned into a weekend-long event. The first guests arrived Friday night and I waved the last of my visitors off yesterday afternoon. party_1564 e

But on Saturday it was 'four-wheel-drive central'.

We had about 60 of Dad's mates and rellies to mark this milestone, and the relaxed lunch was perfect for his preferred form of celebration: a good steak and scotch with friends and family. party_1502
D'ya like the groovy (and appropriate) serviettes I picked up in Big Town last week?

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There was laughter, there was eating (oh my, the eating!), there were tears (mostly from the assorted visiting babies although one or two may or may not have been mine during the speeches).
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This is Dad with neighbours Bill and Clair.

They are the most wonderful couple who lived across the river from us for many decades. They raised nine children (despite being initially told they couldn't have kids) and seem exactly the same to me as they did when I visited them with the measles when I was 10. They have retired into town and their son (the one I went to school with) now runs the property. Dad made a sweet speech and it included acknowledgement of the importance of great neighbours in the bush - he was looking right at this pair when he said it.

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The atmosphere was wonderful... I found it a little hectic but I could feel and hear the relaxed conversation around me as I brought food to the hordes.
When you are hosting something like this, it is easy to get overwhelmed with preparations and feeding people and stuff. This kind of thing is a group effort. And luckily I just happen to have the best support network in the country - including the bunch below.
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Have they not got the most beautiful smiles you have ever laid eyes on?
That's Pea on the left - she baked up a storm, delivered a table and a heap of chairs and cleared most of the debris for me at night. As Dad would say: Her Blood Is Worth Bottling. Then there is darling Elle - she and her family travelled hours to attend (her hubs Harv worked with Dad when he was a teenager and they share a great respect for each other), she entertained and laughed and helped me unwind at the end of the day (with a Baileys and by recording the Bush Babe train wreck - see last pic of this post!). Then there is Bon Bon, the incredibly stylish woman married to Dad's baby brother (is anyone allowed to look that good over 30?) as well as being a great neighbour and friend and lending me tables at the very last minute when I hit the panic button. And then there is Megs (P's daughter) who shares the long end of the bus run with my Dash - she was the only girl there her age, but who happily mingled with adults and monitored little kids as required. And she is beautiful. Nuff said.
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I also had my mother who worked her tiny butt off helping with the garden and getting food ready (as well as hauling the laundry shed back from disaster), providing the gazillion extra wine glasses required by the hordes and cleaning up quietly as her daughter collapsed on the couch. And let's not forget my sister who baked her little socks off - the smorgasbord of bread she provided was amazing. Sorry I didn't get a shot of it all Jeanie! And of course there is my hubby... who cooked a mountain of fillet steaks and moreton bay bugs without complaint, not to mention putting up with being handed a frightening 'Honey Do' list a couple of days prior to the event. Even Dad had to help chip the tennis court, tidy up the shed and nail up a "Please Slow Down" sign on an ironbark tree to prevent guests drowning in dust.
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And of course there was my sister-in-law Curly, who took on the mountain of washing up despite her advancing pregnancy (notice how I didn't mention the step required for my high benches, C?) and the lovely Kay and Shell, who helped her. And my gorgeous cousin Bee who not only took on balloon duties, but also camera duties at speech time (and did an awesome job!). There were others too... in fact, I am trying hard to recall what I actually did for the event! I seem to have blocked it all out...
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All this work made us a little thirsty.
Now I don't wish to give the impression that we are a bunch of alcoholics, but I have to say that our crowd does enjoy the odd scotch and dry (hello Dad) or the odd cold beer (hello Tex) or the odd Bundy and coke (hello there hubby o' mine!). And I have already confessed to a certain leaning towards a glass of chardonnay on special occasions (like dinner). And besides, we were toasting the continued health of my father on the weekend, and let me tell you, the man needs all the assistance he can get in that department (as previously explained here)!
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The men had a lot of toasts to make apparently, if the low levels recorded in the rum bottles strewn around my patio yesterday morning. I suspect all that pool playing and tall-tale-telling was hard and thirsty work. Elle and I managed to make a couple of private toasts (after everyone else had fallen by the wayside/fallen asleep on the couch) with a dash of Baileys.
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Actually if the Baileys people are ever looking to sponsor a blog, I would be the first with my hand up. I may fall asleep within minutes of the second dash, but those are a couple of FINE minutes. Actually Elle grabbed my camera and recorded the fine-ness of it all here:party_1666
Something tells me I could be waiting quite a while
for that call from the Baileys' people.